(The following conversation took place in the public bathroom at Olive Garden.)
me: Grant, are you finished?
Grant: Nope, I'm having trouble.
me: Sorry bud.
Grant: Yeah, maybe I need some more fruit. A banana, or an apple, or an olive...Mom, is an olive a fruit like a grape?
me: No Grant.
Grant: Oh.
This is what I get for encouraging my child to eat fruit based on how it will effect his bowels. Shame on me!
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